Re: Javascript permanent position in Lexington, MA

From:
Lew <lew@lewscanon.com>
Newsgroups:
comp.lang.java.softwaretools
Date:
Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:57:23 -0400
Message-ID:
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gizelle.morgan@integrihire.com wrote:

True or False?

Is the phrase "working with the hottest new technology for a stable,
secure company" an oxymoron?

Answer: False


True or false:

Is marketing spam that cannot spell "Java" correctly or distinguish it from
Javascript, not to mention cannot spell according to ordinary English grammar,
the product of a moron?

We have the three keys to major success and it has already attracted
the top technical talent in the industry.


Unfortunately, not to the recruiting firm.

1. We work with some of the hottest technology building our own
software products and helping our customers develop high performing
web applications


Now you just need someone to help you understand this "hot" technology, what
it is and what it isn't, and simple rules of English grammar.

2. We are a very passionate and collaborative group. We learn from
each other in this software as a service world


Learn this - professionally written documents terminate sentences with a full
stop.

3. We are a financially successful company with over a 1000 customers
worldwide


You have over "a 1000"? Don't you mean "over 1000"?

You need to bring 5 plus years of solid java software engineering


That's spelled "Java". How can you market a skill set that you cannot even
spell correctly?

skills to the table along with your hands on background of building


You should avoid cliches like the plague.

software products. This is front end java development so you must have


You forgot a hyphen there while misspelling "Java".

a clear understanding of how browsers interpret and parse data. Deep


You need a clearer understanding of how to market your services, and of the
English language.

knowledge of HTTP and JavaScript are imperative in providing you the
correct foundation to leap from into our world.


Leap from where?

This company is close to 128 and offers an excellent benefits package


Close to 128 what? Millimeters from bankruptcy?

including medical, dental, 401K and subsidized health club membership.


Yeah, right.

If you are interested or know someone who might be, please apply to
jobs@integrihire.spam, and put **java developer ** in the subject line
of the email.


Sorry, you do not meet the professional standards of this community.

You'll have to step it up quite a bit to qualify.

--
Lew

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