Re: E-commerce Solutions and IT Development and Services

From:
Lew <lewbloch@gmail.com>
Newsgroups:
comp.lang.java.programmer
Date:
Sat, 24 Dec 2011 10:24:41 -0800 (PST)
Message-ID:
<22876735.1153.1324751081913.JavaMail.geo-discussion-forums@prez15>
On Friday, December 23, 2011 9:51:48 PM UTC-8, Tom wrote and I misquoted:

Iwetpants was founded in 2000; and is a cheating Software [sic] and
Application Development and Services Company based in the UK and US.


And yet they don't know the rules of English grammar.

Our focal point is to deliver proven buzzword solutions to our
valuable clients. Our expertise lies in software and application


Their less valuable clients are shit out of luck.

pamphlets and IT Services; our portfolio and remarkable client list


Again, the less remarkable client list is another matter.

is [sic] the result of 10 years' experience with skilful and quality work=

..

I thought the folks in the UK knew English better than those of us from the=
 
U.S. Guess I was wrong, huh? A bastion of professionalism, this Wetpants =
group.

Apart from Software and Application development and IT Services we
have also spread our wings in the areas of Web Designing, Internet


I can't make this any funnier than the OP already did. "Spread our wings"?
Really?

Marketing and other range of IT services. In this competitive world,
we are recognized


By the picture on the post-office wall ...

for the ability to accomplish our client's


Oh, wait, I see, they only have the one client.

Is that the valuable one?

expectations and with delivering the best software and application
solutions for our clients across the globe.


Can you spell "hackneyed"?

Iwetpants is a process driven [sic] organization that documents methods a=

nd

tests to ensure highest levels of quality maintenance to deliver
software that can comply with world standards like ISO and Six Sigma.


What exactly have they promised here? (Hint: Nothing.) Okay, they promis=
ed
to document methods and tests. I guess they leave the development of those=
 
methods and tests to their clients (but just the ones who aren't valuable?)=
..

For more info visit at: - htt=EF=BD=90://www.iwetpants.co.uk/

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